31 August 2009

OK...
Long time no post..
Today's HW is:

1. Mathematics PSLE booklet, numbers PG 17-20
2. 外校考卷(六)

Lastly,
HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY!

don't think have anymore.
bb!

; xingyee;

Today's hw is:
1. Science Practise Paper 9 booklet B
- Bring your themometer

Riddle:

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

P.S Revise well for your PSLE oral

Abigail

1. 周记 - 游泳衣
2. 默写
3. 口试-知识报(Write the oral down in paper)

Joke(Today's theme is halloween): One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped moving.

There was this terrifying noise, “TAP-TAP-TAP” coming from the shadows. Trembling with fear, they spotted an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath. “You SCARED us half to death. We thought you were a GHOST! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!!"

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Maths ratio worksheet
2. Oral

Joke: A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .






Wait for it. .










It's coming. .









The suspense is killing you, isn't it?














She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Vocabulary
2. Dictation corrections
3. Comprehension
4. Maths PSLE revision 4
5. Maths Fraction worksheet(Only for those who have yet to do)
6. 外校考卷五

Today's hw:
1. English pre-PSLE 9
2. Science PP8
3. Learn dictation
4. Maths Textbook Let's practise!d (Only for those who have yet to finish)

Joke: Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why the groom wearing black?"


Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Maths worksheet-Decimals
2. Synthesis worksheet

Joke: There was 4 people in a plane. A pilot, a doctor, a lawyer and a small boy. Suddenly, the plane lost altitude and was about to crash. There were only three parachutes. The 4 people looked at each other. Suddenly, the doctor took a parachute. He said,'' I am a doctor. I still got many people to save.'' Then, he jumped.
Next was the lawyer,'' I am a lawyer, who are the smartest people in the world.'' Then, he jumped.
The pilot looked at the small boy,'' Boy, there is only 1 parachute left.'' The boy replied,'' No, there are 2. The lawyer took my bagpack.''

Abigail

1. English Pre-PSLE paper
2. Vocabulary(Due by next Tues)
3. Situational Writing
4. Maths Whole Number Prac 1
5. Sceince PP 7(Due by tomorrow)
6. Bring money for class photo

Bring:
- Water bottle
- Themometer
- Coluring materials
for tomorrow.

Riddle answer: Because she did not want to wake the sleeping pills.

Joke: A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.The engineer went in first and was asked, ''''What is 2+2?'''' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''''4.''''Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''4.0.''Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''''What do you want it to be?''''

Abigail

1. Effective Grammar Ex 55-59
2. 周记 - 一件让我内疚的事
3. 签听写 and do改正


Riddle: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Maths Textbook Review L
2. Learn spelling(list)

Joke: There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottish man. The Englishman went into a hotel and asked for a room.

The hotel lady said, "Yes, first door on your left." So, the Englishman went into the room, and heard a voice saying, "First I'm gonna bite your head off, then I'm gonna bite your arms off."

The Englishman got scared and ran out the room screaming.

Then an Irishman asked for a room. The lady said, "Yes, first door on your left." The Irishman went in and heard a voice saying, "First I'm gonna bite your head off, then I'm gonna bite your arms off."

The Irishman ran out the room screaming.

Then the SCOTTISH MAN came into the hotel and asked for a room. The lady said, "Yes, first door on your left." The Scottish man heard a voice saying, "First I'm gonna bite your head off, then I'm gonna bite your arms off, then I'm gonna bite your legs off".

So, the Scottish man turned on the light and saw...





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there was a kid eating gummy bears in the corner.

Told you!!!!!

Hope your prepared well for your oral tomorrow. Enjoys the joke.

Abigail