Happy Children's Day! Even so... we still have hw
1. 周记（ 一件令后悔的事)
2. 默写 7 - 8
3. Sign听写and做改正
4. Effective Grammar Ex 76 - 79 and ex 83 - 89
5. Maths PSLE revision 8 Paper 2
6. Remember to bring all your vocab(Q-W)
*Rememer that 周记 should be copied in 习字B

Joke: A baby's motto is: If at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!
Source:http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Babys-Motto.html

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Maths PSLE revision 8 Paper 1
2. zou ji(The first compo ONLY)
3.Vocab - 29 Sep

Joke: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early."Hey, girls," says the brunette, "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."So the next day, they all leave early right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done.The redhead goes to the salon.The blonde goes home to find her husband cheating with her female boss! So, the blonde quietly sneaks out of the house."That was fun," says the brunette the next day. "We should do it again sometime.""No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

Source: http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Sneaky-Blonde.html

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Effective Grammar Ex 90 - 98
*Pls remember to bring CL paper and sign it tomorrow

Joke: A cat died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the gate, an angel asked:"Welcome to heaven. What can I get for you to make you happy today?"The cat replied: "Oh, I sure would love a nice, soft pillow!" And so, the angel gave him the pillow and called for the next person in line.The next day, some mice were in line at the gate. The angel asked them the same question. The mice replied:"Ooh! Can we have some skateboards?!" And the angel gave them the skate boards.A few hours later, God was strolling through his kingdom and came across the cat on his pillow."Good cat! How do you like heaven and your pillow?"The cat smiled and replied:"This place is great! The streets are gold, this is the softest pillow in the world! Thank you, God!"God smiled and said: "So you're really liking it?" The cat said:"Oh, I love it! And by the way, thanks for the meals on wheels you sent by earlier!

Source: http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Mice-Are-Nice.html

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Chinese Paper
2. Maths PSLE booklet(Only for those who have yet to pass up)
3. English PSLE booklet specimen paper
4. English PP13(Only for those who have yet to pass up)
5. Chinese PSLE booklet pg 10 - 16
6. Sign CL spelling book and do corrections
7. Vocabuary-25 September 2009(Today)
-27 September 2009
-29 September 2009
-3 October 2009

Riddle answer: Because they taste funny

Joke: There are three girls going to a water park for the day. One is brunette, one is a redhead and the last is a blonde. When they get to the park, they see a Magic Wishing Slide. They decide to give it a go.The brunette is the first to go down the slide. She yells 'Monneeeeeeeey!!!'. When she shoots out of the end of the slide, she lands in a pool of money.The redhead is next. She slides down andyells 'Chocccollate!!!'. When she shoots out of the end, she landed in a pool of chocolate.The blonde slides down screaming 'WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'. When she shoots out of the end, she lands in a pool of...............WEE!!!

Source: http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Blonde-Waterslide.html

P.S Remember to remind your parents to bring the Admission to Sec 1 for tonight's Sec 1 posting(Only for those whose parents are coming)

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. English Paper Section A,D,E and F
2. Finish up Maths PSLE booklet
3. Sign CL test paper(7)
4. Learn mo xie
5. English PSLE booklet comprehension pg42-43
6. Copy CL compo
*Mdm Ang is checking for signatures for CL paper(6) and (7) tomorrow

Riddle: Why don't sharks eat clowns?

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Sign CL spelling and do corrections
2. Do CL paper(8)
3. Finish PSLE booklet(Specimen paper)
-Sign the previous CL paper

Joke: She: Npw that we are engaged, I hope you'll give me a ring
He: Sure. What's your number?
Souce: The Gigantic Joke Book
P.S Remember to ask your parents about the SMS alert(Only for those who put no and don't know)
Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Maths PSLE revision 6 Paper 1 booklet B and paper 2
2. Sign CL practise paper
3. 周记（on习字a）一场风波

Joke: A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?”They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"The youngest brother gasped for breath and replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time dude. God is missing and they think WE did it!"

Adapted: http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Where-is-God.html

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Zhou Ji(Copy 1 compo)
2. Chinese PSLE booklet Pg 34 - 38(Please write the answers on foolscap paper)
3. Sign CL ting li and ting xie
4. Sign sec 1 posting form
5. SMS alert
6. Travel plans(Please update them on sharepoint portal if you have any travel plan over the weekend)
7. yue du ji hua(Sign 10 books an do 5 activities)

Joke: A rabbit and a bear are walking in the woods one day, when the bear happens upon a magic lamp.This bear is not very nice to the rabbit so he then picks up the rabbit and rubs the lamp. A genie pops out and says: "You have freed me, so you each get three wishes."The bear says: "I wish all of the bears in this region were female bears, except for me."The rabbit says: "I wish I had a motorcycle."The bear then says: "Ooh, I've got a good one. I wish all of the bears in the whole country were female bears, except for me."The rabbit says: "I wish I had a motorcycle helmet."The bear's last wish is: "Ooh, ooh, here's the best one of all! Here goes. I wish that all of the bears in the whole world were female bears, except for me.Then the rabbit says: "I wish the bear right next to me was a female."The rabbit then hops on his motorcycle and drives away as fast as he can.

Source: www.cleanjokes.com

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. English PSLE booklet pg 39 - 41(Comprehension)
2. Maths PSLE revision 6 Paper 1 Booklet A
3. Learn Dictation
4. Sign 听力

Joke: Tick: The garbage man is here.
Tuck: Tell him we don't want any.

Source; The gigantic joke book

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Synthesis worksheet
2. Vocabulary O
3. mo xie

Joke:

A man was part of a national wildlife preserve before he died. He loved to clean up areas for all kinds of animals, and thought he had done a lot of good in the world. So when he died, he expected to go to heaven. He was very surprised when the angel, who told people whether they were going to heaven or hell, said, "I'm sorry, but you were sent to hell.""Are you quite sure you haven't made mistake?" the young man asked."We never make mistakes and never have." The angel replied. So the young man thought, well, okay, and went with the devil to hell.When the young man got there, he thought, "What a mess! I am NOT going to be living in such a pigsty." so he started to clean the place up.A few weeks later, the angel came down to hell to tell the young man that they indeed had made a mistake and he was supposed to go to heaven."Woah, you can't just take him! He's mine now and this place looks great!" Said the devil."Oh, well then we'll just sue you!" The angel said back."And how the heck do you plan to do that?" taunted the devil. "We've got all the lawyers."

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Sign handbook for cancellation of supplementary(CL supplementary)
2. 周记知识报 难忘的一间事
3. English Pre-PSLE paper 12
4. Maths PSLE booklet pg 21 - 30
5. Sign all the exam papers

Joke: Flip: If you were in a jungle by yourself and an elephant charged you, what would you do?
Flop: Pay him.

Abigail

Today's hw is
1. Vocabulary N corrections
2. Learn dictation
3. Maths Practise Paper
4. Maths PSLE booklet corrections
5. Science PSLE booklet(All MCQ, pls do not touch the open-ended questions)
6. 2 Science assignments - sharepoint portal
Remeber to bring this on Mon:
-Chinese prelim paper(Signed)
-作文簿
Early announcements:
1 16/9 默写(Wed)

Joke: Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor : Absolutely not! You'll have to pay the same as everone else.
P.S gd luck with the hw!
Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Vocabulary N
2. Copy compo
3. Maths speed worksheet
4. Learn dication
5. 抄作文(SA1 compo exam)
6. 签华文考卷(Prelim)

Joke: Junior: Can you write in the dark?
Dad : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Junior: Your name on this report card.

Abigail

Todays hw is:
1. English Pre-PSLE practise 11

*Mrs Ooi will test dictation enrichment(5) tommorrow
*Please remember to bring your PSLE booklets tomorrow

Joke: Little Girl(answering the phone): Hello!
Voice: Hello, is Boo there?
Little Girl: Boo who?
Voice: Don't cry, little girl. I guess I dialed the wrong number.

Abigail

Today not much hw
1. Learn Dictation
Pls bring this during the Sept holidays
1. Chinese PSLE booklet
2. Science PSLE booklet
3. English PSLE booklet

Riddle: What is even worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Learn Dictation
2. Syn ws(For those who have yet to pass up)
3. Maths Speed Worksheet
Bring this art materials for tomorrow's art:
1. Drawing Block
2. Newspaper
3. Scissors
4. Magic Ink markers

Joke: A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Vocabulary N
2. Copy composition
3. Sign cancel science supplementary

Joke: A man and a woman go to the carnival every year. Every time the man says,"Anna can we ride them airplanes that goes up for a couple of minutes then comes back down?"

The woman always replied by saying,"We don`t need to spend any extra money on them airplanes,its to expensive.Ten dollars is ten dollars.

Tom, the pilot, said," Larry, every year I hear you say you want to ride my airplanes, and every year Anna says it`s too expensive. I`ll make you a deal, if I do all of my flips and tricks with you in there with me, and you don`t say one word, I`ll give you the ride for free.

Anna and Larry discussed it and decided they would take the deal.They got up in the air and Tom did all of his tricks and flips.

Tom said,"Larry I just knew you`d say something on that first flip,but you didn`t!

Larry replied," i was going to say something when Anna fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.

Abigail.