Today's hw is:
1. Bring your colour pencils and 2B pencils for tomorrow's art lesson.
2. Prepare yourselves for tomorrow's health education test(NOT open book)

Joke: A big mean lion was walking through the jungle. The first animal he met was a monkey. The lion pounced on the poor monkey and asked,''Who is the king of the jungle?'' The frightened monkey replied,'' You are, O mighty lion!'' So the lion let him go.
The next animal the lion met was a zebra. He pounced on the zebra and roared,'' Who is the king of the jungle?'' The frightened zebra replied,'' You are, O mighty lion!'' So the lion let him go.
The lion walked on until he met an elephant and asked the same question. The elephant grabbed the lion, twirled him around, and threw him fifty feet.
The lion picked himself off the ground. ''Just because you don't know the answer is no reason for you to get rough.''

SourceL The Gigantic Joke Book

洪老师 wants everyone to come up with a plan on the sweden modified game n she wants to see it on fri!thanks!!!!!cuz she is coming back on that day...

n also,those few people,pls remember to bring ur library books n return...



yuan han XD

Congrats!!!!!!!!
PSLE IS OVER!!!!!!!
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOPE EVRYONE HAVE DONE WELL!!!!!


YUAN HAN XD

Bring maths calculator and mathematical instruments for tomorrow exam.
And the CL compo is due tomorrow.

No joke today, go and study.


Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. 抄作文九
2. 抄知识报(Both compos)
I do not know if there is any Mrs Ooi hw, if there is pls update it(Unless you don't have the acc user and pass)

Joke: At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Abigail

Today's hw is:
1. Vocab corrections
2. English PP15
3. CL PSLE booklet Pg 17 - 33
4. Return all story books tomorrow for stock taking(EL0
5. Hand in SC consent form(Only for those who have yet to finish)

Riddle answer: Because he could not face defeet!
Source: www.cleanjoke.com

Joke: Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them."The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?""Denise," says the doctor.The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?""Denephew."
Source: http://www.cleanjoke.com/humor/Redneck-Naming.html
Abigail

I apologise for not updating the hw until now as I had tuition since Friday until now. It actually ends at 9pm and I cannot use computer that late.
1. Learn mo xie 7 - 8
2. Sign CL spelling book
3. Sign CL test paper
4. Do CL comprehension
5. Vocabulary P(To be handed in by tomorrow)
6. Effective Grammar Exercise 101 - 107
7. English PSLE booklet comprehension pg 51
8. Situational Writing
9. English PP 14
10. Maths PSLE revsion 8 corrections(Only for those who have yet to hand in)

Riddle: Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot?

Source: www.cleanjoke.com

Abigail