Wednesday, October 14, 2009
10:26 PM
Today's hw is:
1. Bring your colour pencils and 2B pencils for tomorrow's art lesson.
2. Prepare yourselves for tomorrow's health education test(NOT open book)
Joke: A big mean lion was walking through the jungle. The first animal he met was a monkey. The lion pounced on the poor monkey and asked,''Who is the king of the jungle?'' The frightened monkey replied,'' You are, O mighty lion!'' So the lion let him go.
The next animal the lion met was a zebra. He pounced on the zebra and roared,'' Who is the king of the jungle?'' The frightened zebra replied,'' You are, O mighty lion!'' So the lion let him go.
The lion walked on until he met an elephant and asked the same question. The elephant grabbed the lion, twirled him around, and threw him fifty feet.
The lion picked himself off the ground. ''Just because you don't know the answer is no reason for you to get rough.''
SourceL The Gigantic Joke Book
